Is it safe to ume that under Obama & the Democratic party?

if you want to be considered fo r a cabinet post, a congressional seat or just a part of Obama's staff you need to have evaded taxes, hires an illegal nanny and did not pay in payroll taxes even though they were withheld from the illegals pay check and then to top it off Obama has tagged Sandy (AKA Sandy Burglar) or (how did those Top Secret paper get in may pants) berger for a liaison position. 4th day on the job and Obama is making the Clinton years look like they were all boy scouts and the media is totally ignoring all this crooked, deceitful shenanigans